MAKE FACEBOOK TALK LIKE A PIRATE
Have you ever wanted Facebook to automatically translate all of your friend's posts into pirate slang? No? Well, you can do it anyway.
Click the upside down triangle in the upper right-hand corner of the Facebook page, then click the "Settings" link. Where it says "Language" click the Edit button, then navigate to the "English (Pirate)" option. Now, enjoy the results!
You can switch it back to regular English by doing the same thing except picking the "English (U.S.)" option instead. There are a couple of other funny languages you can set, but I'll let you explore those on your own.